• teacher: you will be assorted into groups
  • me: oh ok
  • and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:39pm

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:38pm
musicproblems:

submitted by: fororchestra

musicproblems:

submitted by: fororchestra

Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:38pm
Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:38pm

hemsworthss:

Who are you bringing to the Oscars? (x)

Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:37pm
  • friend: there's nothing worse than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • friend:
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:35pm
sambooby:

LOL

sambooby:

LOL

Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:34pm

lolsofunny:

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

Sunday Jun 6 @ 04:31pm

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